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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Limericks


Garrett Kitchen
April 29th, 2013
There once was a boy from McKoo
Who accidentally bought some shoes
He wore them a lot
But one day he forgot
When he took them off and drank too much booze.



There once was a man from LeBass
His humor was truly quite crass
He told many jokes
At the expense of most folks
One day they made him eat grass.



There once was a kid from the sky
Who knew how to fly quite high
He caught many birds
Who took many turds
But that’s not true it’s a lie.






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